Make your own free website on

heading.gif (16099 bytes)


Stewy's Top 10 Of Most Things




Scotch Formal 2002

Prefect's Netball Match

A.P.S. Swimming & Rowing 2003

Scotch Formal 2003

Choir Camp 2003

Class of 2003

Head of the River 2004


Echucanew.gif (26402 bytes)

Kerith's 18thnew.gif (26402 bytes)

Cade's 18th

Pre AMSA Ball

Med Trivia Night

Tej's 19th

My 18th Birthday Party

Term Three Pics and Events


Borneonew.gif (26402 bytes)

Gold Coast 2003

Germany 2003

Europe and China 2001

Mount Martha



Timnew.gif (26402 bytes)

Ben Anew.gif (26402 bytes)




The Olsen Twins

Christina Aguilera and Bjork


Travel Tips



Weird Maths: 


Henry II

The Black Rhinoceros

The Atomic Bomb




No one is interested in these, but I have decided to put them on my web page anyway. If you know that I have forgotten something, or you would like to see a new list here, email me.

Favourite Songs (In rough order)

1 Howard Blake - Walking in the Air
2 Martyn Bennett - Play
3 Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
4 Rob Zombie - Dragula
5 Sarah Brightman - Time to Say Goodbye
6 Creed - Arms Wide Open
7 Martyn Bennett - Harry's in Heaven
8 Novaspace - Time after Time
9 Oliver Twist - Consider Yourself
10 ABBA - Super Trooper


Favourite Classical Songs (In rough order)

1 Rachmaninoff - Piano Concerto No. 2
2 Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
3 Rachmaninoff - Piano Concerto No. 3
4 Chopin - Fantasie Impromptu No. 66 (Cmin)
5 Mozart - Fantasie
6 Liszt - Hungarian Fantasy
7 Liszt - Tarantella
8 Tschaikovsky - Russian Trepak
9 Dvorak - Symphony No. 9. Movt. 4
10 Chopin - Nocture in E Minor


Favourite Films (In Order)

1 The Silence of the Lambs
2 Terminator 2: Judgement Day
3 American History X
4 Elephant
5 Apocalypse Now!
6 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
7 Psycho
8 American Beauty
9 Aliens
10 Dogville


Favourite Quotes from Films (In rough, highly subjective order)

Quote Film
1 "You going to bark all day, doggy, or are you going to bite?"

"What did you say?"

"I said, You going to bark all day, doggy, or are you going to bite?"

Reservoir Dogs
2 "Life's too short to be pissed off all the time" American History X
amx.jpg (22836 bytes)
3 "Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims. "

"I didn't. "

"No. No, you ate yours. "

The Silence of the Lambs
jodiefosterphoto.jpg (33462 bytes)
4 "That's all this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock." Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
5 "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time. " Kill Bill: Vol. 1
oren.jpg (15453 bytes)
6 "I hate my life."

"I hate your life too."

Boys Don't Cry
boys2.jpg (8118 bytes)
7 "Can you call me daddy when we do it?"

"Why, do you like to fuck your children?"

8 "Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
9 "But leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now." Kill Bill: Vol. 1
beatrix.jpg (21906 bytes)
10 "You're not a bad person. You're a good person. You're my favourite person. But sometimes, you can just be a real cunt." Kill Bill: Vol. 2

Saddest Films (In Order)

I've probably cried in all of these... some repeatedly.

1 Dancer in the Dark
2 Muriel's Wedding
3 Boys don't Cry
4 Billy Elliot
5 American History X
6 Nell
7 My Girl
8 Gladiator
9 The Lion King
10 Bambi


Favourite Books

1 Northern Lights Trilogy - Phillip Pullman
2 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling
3 Hannibal - Thomas Harris
4 Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix- J. K. Rowling
5 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J. K. Rowling
6 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- J. K. Rowling
7 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
8 The Third Day, The Frost - John Marsden
9 Artemis Fowl - Eion Colfer
10 48 Shades of Brown - Nick Earles

Best Acting Performances

This  is judged on (i) Depth of Character, (ii) Age of Actor, (iii) Realism of Character, (iv) Ability of Character to work with the script., and (v) Lengths to which the actor went to in order to fulfill their role.  Please remember that I have not watched every movie ever made. Email me if you disagree with something.

1 Jodie Foster - Silence of the Lambs
2 Anthony Hopkins - Silence of the Lambs
3 Hillary Swank - Boy's Don't Cry
4 Charlize Theron - Monster
5 Frankie Muniz - My Dog Skip
6 Edward Norton - American History X
7 Leonardo DiCaprio - What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
8 Toni Collette - Muriel's Wedding
9 Stuart Wells - Billy Elliot
10 Sigourney Weaver - Aliens

Best Movie Scene Song

This  is judged on (i) poignancy of Scene (ii) The impact which that song has upon the key emotional state of that scene.

1 Donnie Darko - Mad World
2 Boys don't Cry - The Bluest Eyes in Texas
3 Matrix Reloaded - Mona Lisa Overdrive
4 The Snowman - Walking in the Air
5 Free Willy - Will You be There
6 The Lion King - Circle of Life
7 The Lion King - Can You feel the Love Tonight
8 Peter Pan - Flying
9 Red Dragon - Main Titles
10 Muriel's Wedding - Waterloo


Most Interesting Cities

Not including Melbourne. In a very rough order.

1 San Fransisco, U.S.A.
2 Amsterdam, The Netherlands
3 Kathmandu, Nepal
4 London,United Kingdom
5 Beijing, China
6 New York, U.S.A.
7 Zurich, Switzerland
8 Berlin, Germany
9 Hong Kong, China
10 Paris, France


Best Observation Towers

View and quality of building

1 CN Tower, Toronto, Canada
2 Eiffel Tower, Paris, France
3 Arc de la Defense, Paris, France
4 Empire State Building, New York
5 Hancock Building, Boston, U.S.A.
6 Fernsehturm, Berlin, Germany
7 Donauturm, Vienna, Austria
8 Cologne Cathederal, Cologne, Germany
9 St. Pauls Cathederal, London, England
10 AMP Tower, Sydney, Australia

More coming Soon!


Stewart 1998